from  http://www.wins.uva.nl/~heederik/zappa/files/mid/

MIDI Filename:          WTRCKHRY.MID

Composition name:       "Let's Make the Black Water turn
                        Beastly Harry into an Lumbering Orange
                        Trucker.... Oh No!!"  (or something to that
effect)

Composer:               Frank Zappa

Recordings:             We're Only In It for the Money
(where better           Weasels Ripped my Flesh
 versions of this       Unmitigated Audacity (Rhino label / Beat the
Boots)
 piece can be found)    You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. I
                        Make a Jazz Noise Here

Sequence created by:    Stephen Q. Muth
Praise / Poo-Poo:       smuth@rmii.com

Lawsuits:               Yo Mama

Track/channel   Instrument (frills)
        1       Grand Piano (low)
        2       Rock Piano (high)
        3       Jaco type Bass (fretless)
        8       Marimba
        9       Chimes
        10      General MIDI drums
        12      Strings, dark
        13      Trombone
        14      Trumpet
        15      Xylophone
        16      General MIDI drums


Notes:
        Play with the balance of the tracks until you get something
that is musical.  No attempt has been made to make this accessible
to general MIDI inastruments.  You must assign all your own voices
and balance all your own tracks.  There are no embedded patch-change
commands to screw up your gear.  Each track is on a separate MIDI
channel for your editing convenience.  I recommend playing this piece
on a multi-timbral synth with at least 30 note polyphony, such as the
Yamaha SY-85.  This MIDI file will overload your typical Sound Blaster
or Ad Lib cards.  There is just too much stuff happening at the same
time.  The newer generation of cards out there (Turtle Beach Monterey,
or the new digital Sound Blaster) might do the trick.

        This piece is an emulation of Zappa's "Make a Jazz Noise Here"
performance of a compilation of four pieces:  Let's Make the Water Turn
Black, Harry You're a Beast, The Orange County Lumber Truck, and
Oh No.  Each of these tunes is featured at the following measures:

1       Let's Make the Water Turn Black
64      Harry You're a Beast
90      Orange County Lumber Truck
119     Oh No

If you get something musical out of this.... let me know.  What
did you play it on?  How accessible was it?  Thanks in advance.

SQM

P.S.  I would like to add that... no matter how great you get this
stuff to sound, better versions can be obtained at your local
record store.  Check out the Zappa section... usually under "Rock".
Check the classical and electronic music sections, too....
you never know.  I've even found "Jazz From Hell" in a NEW AGE section...